A Tribute To Why I Should Not Drink March 30, 2006
1.) First and foremost, I hate being hung over at work.
2.) Moshing seems like a good idea...until you get knocked on your ass and the next morning your right foot is bruised and two of your toes are constantly asleep.
3.) Flashing your boobs at the band is awesome.
4.) Flashing your friend's boobs at the band is more awesome.
5.) Three McDonald's cheeseburgers is the greatest idea you've ever had.
6.) Realizing that you have something to say to someone, so you leave them five messages explaining why you're pissed from 2:00 a.m. to 3:00 a.m.
7.) Dancing on stage with the band is not only cool, but necessary.
8.) Calling someone "Party Shirt" because you forgot their name and then deciding you like calling them that instead of their real name.
1.) First and foremost, I hate being hung over at work.
2.) Moshing seems like a good idea...until you get knocked on your ass and the next morning your right foot is bruised and two of your toes are constantly asleep.
3.) Flashing your boobs at the band is awesome.
4.) Flashing your friend's boobs at the band is more awesome.
5.) Three McDonald's cheeseburgers is the greatest idea you've ever had.
6.) Realizing that you have something to say to someone, so you leave them five messages explaining why you're pissed from 2:00 a.m. to 3:00 a.m.
7.) Dancing on stage with the band is not only cool, but necessary.
8.) Calling someone "Party Shirt" because you forgot their name and then deciding you like calling them that instead of their real name.
posted by Tater at 2:21 PM
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